Let me share with you a little known fact. I hate sweets. Yep, Thats right. Cookies, Cake, Candy bars, everything. I do eat one on occasion to stave off diabetic shock though. Let it also be known that the sweets I hate the most are cupcakes. What? How can you hate cupcakes you ask? because they are filthy, chemical ridden mini cakes. If I wanted chemical poisoning I'd go to 'nam or hang out with some middle eastern dictator. Cupcakes suck! Or thats what I thought. Enter: The Cupcakery. A few colleagues and I go out to lunch every once in a while, and on the chance we go to a favorite sushi place, we see the cakery. I was bewildered at this sight. "A cupcake store?", I thought as we drove by, "What the hell are people thinking?". And then, it happened. One of the saints in our office bought our department a dozen cupcakes from said cakery.

Oh. My. God.

The cupcakes. Oh, they were good. The first one I had was the equivalent of a red velvet cake. The cake was soft and moist, the frosting was cream cheese frosting of the highest caliber, and I actually was saddened when I finished it (which took all of a minute). It was fantastic.

FANTASTIC.

F-A-N, TASTIC!

If I had to recommend a cupcake place while you're in Vegas, GO TO THE CUPCAKERY. YOU WILL LOVE IT. IF YOU DON'T YOU MAY HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS.

Now I hate all sweets except cupcakes. Booyah.