Where have I been indeed? I've been out, seeing the world and eating food. Actually I haven't, I've been frequenting many adult cake shops looking for the one of Al Roker with Hershey Kiss nipples. Ok, that's a lie too. Honestly? I had food writers block. What? that is so a condition :P. For some reason, I just couldn't compile a coherent string of thoughts on the subject of easy chicken stir fry. I don't think I'm still there yet, but with everyone attacking my credibility with tales of pornographic baked goods, I have to write something. And we're off.

Stir Fry!

For Asian night that occurred centuries ago, I made chicken stir fry. The recipe came from here. The biggest ordeal I had to go through was finding the Stir Fry mixed vegetables. There are close to no stores in the greater Las Vegas area that carry frozen water chestnuts, red bell pepper, and whatever those other two things are in the same bag. Except Walmart. Next time I am most certainly going to just buy those things and cut them myself. It probably would turn out better. For a bit of insanity, I soaked some Soba noodles in water while I was frying and threw them in. Unfortunately, they came out a bit clumpy and didnt really lend itself at all to the stir fry. The sauce itself was great though and I will definitely keep that morsel stashed away for my next Iron chef appearance. Or asian night. Whatever.

There! it has been posted! you've read it! you can't un-read it!